timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))
Girls vs boys.
"It's your decision.
" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what u want.
" = You'll pay 4 this later.
"We need to talk.
" = I need to bitch.
= I don't want you too.
I'm not upset.
= Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
= I'm hungry.
= I'm sleepy.
= I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
= Nice cleavage.
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
= Do you want to have sex?
I love you.
= Let's have sex right now.
I love you too.
= Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
= I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
you like it? ;)