Offtopic: Funniest Joke!

timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? ;)

it is exagerated, i never wanted to have sex with a girl (quelle horreur alors ! n'importe quoi, have sex, avec ma bite ? non mais ça va pas c'est trop vulgaire houlà là là dans quel monde on vit alors n'importe quoi), I only wanted to play domino (eh oui, et toc, faut pas me prendre pour un obsédé, hin hin ça aurait pourtant bien fait envie à une vieille grognasse que je sois un obsédé bavant, un chien soumis, pour qu'elle puisse mieux me castrer et me frustrer en disant "j'en veux pas de ta bite connard, garde là pour toi obsédé pervers", eh bien oui ma bite je la garde pour moi car elle est beaucoup trop belle et estimable pour la prêter à une vieille merdeuse)